When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
You never hear of it because being gay is a crime to some people and don’t think guys haven’t had their phase because everyone has.